Friends. I only have one question for you. Are you absolutely satisfied with your life? I don’t mean just OK or you can’t complain. I mean are you absolutely satisfied with your existence? Do you want a new job, more money, a bigger house, or a faster car? Maybe lose some weight. Well I can help. You could have everything you want with a snap of my fingers. And all I want in return is a small token of your gratitude: your’e Intangible Eternal Essence. Otherwise known as your soul.
Now, you’re not really doing anything with it? You get up. Work. Eat. Maybe have some sex. Go to bed. Watch one of those Housewife shows or play fantasy football. You don’t need a soul for that.
You only have ONE when your’e born. And you STILL only have one when your die. It doesn’t increase in value like a 401k or a house.
So refinance your life. Give me what I want and you will get everything that you deserve in this life. Thank you.
I got up at 6:00 am to get ready for work. The horns were a big concern since I was afraid they wouldn’t stay on for the entire day. Dressing up is fun but it was irritating to not touch my face for the entire day. The Village Halloween parade was fun once I was able to get past the Thriller float. The float, blasting Michael Jackson’s song Thriller, was followed by at least 50 ghoul’s performing the dance from the famous video. They nearly blocked everyone behind them. I handed out treats and tricks to the crowd with a few selfies. It’s great to anonymously act a fool in public. After going somewhere to touch up my makeup, I went to a party on Ludlow street. I was able to get home before the horns fell off.